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My Story
James looks and sounds the most like Elvis Presley, and he's paid the price for it! During a performance of "An American Trilogy," a song that awakens a patriotic animalism in many Elvis fans, James was rushed by 60 women armed with thorny roses. The women jammed the flowers in the opening of his white 1974 Vegas suit, instantly turning it red from all the blood. James was able to go on with the show, despite the wounds, but on Saturday during a performance something stopped him: a 74-year-old lady nicknamed 'Wild Woman!' Without warning, Wild Woman approached James on the floor and began to dance on him. While humping his leg, she whispered something in his ear. James couldn't help laughing! James is a great man who enjoys bringing
smiles to the faces of the many Elvis Presley fans still out there.
If you're in the area, you should try to make it out to one of his many
shows. It's a great way to bring back old memories and share a beer
with good friends! |